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cyberspace I�ll try not to ramble but I have to put enough in here for you to make reasonable guesses about my sencirity and your interest level, right?



Why then, you ask,y am I here? Well we need things and the big city has things aplenty. A bit of caulk, the odd fixture, and a few hundred feet of flooring are on top of the list just now. That means I have to come down to civilization and as much as I loathe traffic and the like, I figure if there's a silver lining, it's that I�m still good entertainment for a meal or two with you city folk, perhaps a bottle of something, and, if you�re really good, a truly humourous trip to Home Depot. I�m painfully happy doing all this alone but if anyone out there would care to share the occasional afternoon together over the next couple months, the more the merrier as they say. I tell you bad jokes, you pretend to laugh, and we both go away with a tiny bit better view of society. Really, honestly, I have no other expectations beyond some good conversation and a few shared laughs. If I really grate on your last nerve, you can sleep easily knowing I�ll be several thousand miles away by the end of the year. For that matter, I�m safely tucked away up here in the trees at least six days a week as it is.



I'll keep it short and simple, but if you offend easily, click on the next post.I digress, just come to me as you are, accept me at face value if i ever come to you sporting a boner in sweat pants as its liable to be innocently spontaneous and not so much sophmoric jack assing(cant a guy go one day without wearing underwear occasionally)if you must, just come to me, i grow tired of pretenders to your throne.


About me you ask? prefer books to television most days. Lately architecture and alternative power have piqued my interest to a point I may even study them as an uber-hobby in the coming years. 170 according to the scale this morning, run on the treadmill begrudgingly every other morning after tea, and have nerd leanings but haven�t lived with my Mum for over 5 years unlike most 20 somethings. I�ve traveled the world and find people with at least interest (if not practical application) in similar things make for better dinner dates.

About you? I dont go for the skinny or tall or real pretty types usually they tend to fit into a annoying american pattern--to me healthy is sexy -healthy busty is a ,must especially and especially in the hips as well--which denotes child bearing capabilty, i must have a limit to waist if youre between 33-36 thats fine with me round 40 inch and more i tend to frown on sorry about i dont know waht that is in metric but very funny though!!! i do appreciate a girl who can watch her weight and not let it get out of hand All I need is a brain that functions to make me happy. I tend relate best to people in their e 20s to 30s because that�s sort of where I feel stuck, in a good way. All shapes and sizes interest me as well but it�d be nice if you didn�t chain-smoke crack or have three ex-boyfriends ringing your mobile during teatime or some hood rat which seems to be a growing trend nowadays (I don�t own a cell if that tells you anything). We all have our pros and cons, eh? I tend to really appreciate the average in people. Extremes are just that and not usually the best path for me. For example, if you have a small tattoo on your ankle from that trip to Mexico for your eighteenth birthday, I�ll probably not even notice. If you have �Death to Imperialist Aliens� emblazoned across your chest in blue ink, it might be a sign of bigger issues and casual dating might not be your best choice just now.



So, anyone up for a few fun afternoons of shopping and picking d�cor or even an evening relaxing after doing battle with city life all day? Thanks for reading, I�d enjoy hearing from like-minded souls out there.

A small update footnote because of the responses so far�I don�t do drugs, don�t have diseases, do drink wine and whiskey, am not even slightly gay, have my own money but won�t share it with anyone for �an hour of great fun�, and will send you a current picture of myself if you�ll do the same. And for the one person that asked how I retired so young and chose to think I was makin� it all up, I�ll put you in touch with my agent and she can explain it all. God knows *I* won�t be ing you.

Are you a feisty, stylish woman with a hint of wickedness lurking at the back of your mind? Do you think you are different to all the people around you but are confident that what you feel is what you want? There is an exciting world out there which can fulfil your fantasies and desires. You just need to meet a person with the right outlook and take on life. You may be married or in a relationship and merely want a safe haven to have fun, explore some areas of your sexuality that you know you will not in the bounds of your relationship. You crave the ability to do it without threatening that relationship. You may be single and out to push the boundaries occasionally, but want to return to your routine afterwards with no guilt, just a sense of exhilaration that you can do and desire a fun night on the town!




Well that�s where I am. I am in search of such a woman. Your desire to discreetly explore your innermost fantasies and erotic pleasures will be a driving force in your life but you may be frustrated that you cannot find a way of doing it, safely. I can and will help you to do that. I am a normal person like you are, pretty conventional to the uninformed observer, but with a need to meet people who want to have fun, be totally honest about themselves and explore. I am a guy, very discreet, fun, relaxed and very thoughtful and gentle. I will respect you and your feelings and if we have the right chemistry then we can do all the things we both would like and no one else will know� guaranteed!! I have no hangups, I am cool about most things and above all will treat you like the lady you truly are. That�s a turn on in its self!! I am 5 10tall, keep very fit, I am consider myself to be intelligent and articulate and well read and well travelled.
So if you are the feisty stylish one, with some attitude and dark desires why not talk to me and lets see if there is any chemistry. Lets talk before we decide to exchange pics, In my mind I think that�s the right order.
Help me explore please!




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